新京报讯（记者 李一凡 实习生 罗婧仪）23日有消息称，上海“民办中芯学校”（中学中文部）寒假作业涉黄，“含有强烈性暗示和成人出轨行为内容”。
今日（1月25日），新京报记者从浦东新区教育局证实，该局目前已就此事，展开调查。
另据该校官方微信消息，截至24日，学校已将大部分寒假作业收回，重新布置作业，并追责出版社，同时给予相关老师严重处分。
There was a little boy whose mother was about to have a baby. One day the little boy walked in and saw his mother naked, he asked his mother what was the hair in between her legs? She responded, “It’s my washcloth”. Weeks later after the mother had the baby, the young boy walked in on his mother again, but while she was in the hospital the doctor shaved her pubic hair, and the boy asked his mother: “What happened to your washcloth?” The mother responded, “I lost it”.
The little boy trying to be helpful set out to find his mother’s washcloth. A few days later the little boy went running to his mother yelling and screaming, I found your washcloth, the mother thinking that the child was just playing went along with the boy and asked, “Where did you find it?” The boy answered, “The maid has it and she is washing daddy’s face with it.”
女佣正在用Washcloth给爸爸洗脸。。。
我给完整翻译一下，
翻文:有一个小男孩的妈妈快要生孩子了。一天，小男孩走进来，看到他母亲赤身裸体，他问他母亲两腿之间的头发是什么？她回答说：“这是我的毛巾。”。母亲生下孩子几周后，小男孩又去看望了母亲，但在她住院期间，医生给她剃了阴毛，男孩问母亲：“你的毛巾怎么了？”母亲回答说：“我把它弄丢了。”。
那个小男孩想帮忙，就去找他妈妈的毛巾。几天后，小男孩跑到他妈妈跟前大喊大叫：“我找到了你的毛巾，妈妈以为孩子只是在玩。”小男孩跟着他问：“你在哪里找到的？”男孩回答说：“女佣拿着它，她正在用它给爸爸洗脸。”
女佣正在用毛巾给爸爸洗脸。。。
低情商：草
高情商：艹
段子挺不错的
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